Patterns 34:29
As Turing descended from Mount Compute – with the two iPads of the testimony in his hands as he descended the mountain – he did not realize that the skin of his blog shone as a result of his Compiling the Code.
Patterns 35:1
Turing assembled the entire Geek community and said to them, “These are the things that the Compiler has commanded you to do:
- Thou shalt not GOTO
- Thou shalt not TODO
- Thou shalt not catch all
- Thou shalt not <br>
- Thou shalt not label thy code to
breakorcontinue - Thou shalt not bear false witness or side effects in getters
- Thou shalt not neglect your curly braces
- Thou shalt not desire the Unsafe
- Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s private fields or methods
- Thou shalt not deceive with cleverness in names
But the Geek community did not obey, and the Compiler was not amused:
Disclaimer
Neither Turing nor the Compiler may not have actually said these things
Reference: The 10 Commandments of Programming from our JCG partner Lukas Eder at the JAVA, SQL, AND JOOQ blog.
Nice illustrations haha, thanks!
hahaha thats great :)